The Den

flutiebear:

some mothers dream of their babies growing up to be doctors or lawyers

i want mine to become a eurovision back-up dancer

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(via suiyay)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via murphyalter)

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here
Trust me on this, I am an animalologist. 

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Trust me on this, I am an animalologist. 

(Source: anythingcomic.com, via centraliac)

baebees:

pixiepienix:

quazza:

juilan:

what the fuck?

fuck. fuck. fuck. fu   ck

i am scared of america

oh ym god

This is not an actual indicator of America. I am American. I too am afraid of America, but not because of this haha

(Source: stoicsilence, via getting--in--tune)

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

(via pizza)

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(via wolf19z)

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

(via wolf19z)